Not even 'The Old Yeller of Game Trailers'! I was hoping someone would've declared it 'The Citizen Kane of Game Trailers' and I'd get to be gittish to them tomorrow. I'm almost disappointed by John's restraint. Out of curiosity, I went back to see what RPS said in 2011 when Dead Island was re-announced with That Trailer. Too bad someone already took the name Deathinitive Edition, huh? Zombie-slaying FPS-RPG Dead Island and its 2013 expandalone Dead Island Riptide are being 'remastered' in Definitive Editions - more relatively-recent games coming our way again with a new swing in their step after being prettied up for the latest consoles.